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Back in the field, Paul and his two pals are preparing to implement their carefully designed stratagem for dealing with that milling swarm they’ve found. This brilliant scheme involves tossing some Molotov cocktails at the tree where the bees hang out and then running like hell. They’ve stationed garbage cans (how appropriate!) about a block away. In the off chance that their machinations result in less than the total destruction of the swarm, these will be used to provide protection. Personally, I would have kept them closer to hand, but then we wouldn’t get that dynamic "chased by bees" scene. Amazingly, some of the millions bees manage to survive their fiery projectiles, and the boys run to the cans, turning them upside down and sitting inside them. Good thing they didn’t hide in bit plastic cups, eh! We now know how little protection that would have afforded. Frustrated at their inability to get at the little arsonists, the pissed off swarm takes off en masse, heading into Marysville for an attack. Thanks, kids!

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A lone USAF fighter patrol reported being buzzed by a large bee earlier this week. The pilot shadowed the startled bee for several minutes before being ordered back to base for a medical examination.