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The words didn't seem to be flowing as freely today as they had on previous days. He was stalled on a press release, probably because it didn't actually have a subject to base it on. That made it a bit difficult. Not impossible - just down right improbable. Perhaps, he mused, if he had a Bambleweenie 56 Sub-mezon uncertainty field generator, and a really hot cup of fresh tea, he could generate one out of thin air. He already knew just how improbable it actually was.

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Chaos tamed

 

Supercooled liquids have some very strange properties, none stranger that what is shown here. A pool of liquid helium has spawned an unusually symetric blob which appears to suck the chaos from it's surroundings.

Followers of Eris were appalled by this discovery, but their protest was trivial compared with the outcry from the national lottery people, who tested the new anti-chaos machine against their random ball picker. Ten time in a row the numbers it chose were 1 2 3 4 5 6 in that order!